- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Cheese

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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