- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What comes after 69? 70

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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