Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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