- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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