Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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A pope meets another one

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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I'm so punny.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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