What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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