- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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