- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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