- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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