- Anti Joke

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock knock, COME IN!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.