- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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