- Anti Joke

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.