- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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