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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

hey hey apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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