- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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