- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

knock knock come in !

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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