What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Please ignore this statement.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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