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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why? Why not?

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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