- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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