- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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