- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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