How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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