- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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