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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.