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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Sixty... eight

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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