- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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