- Anti Joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.