Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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poo

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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