- Anti Joke

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Nathan likes butt games with African American men