Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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