- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What hurts like hell? HELL

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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