Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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