- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What happened to my sunglasses?

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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