What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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