There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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women's rights

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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