- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pickles

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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