Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What is 9+10? 19

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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