what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A house comes around the corner.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

So one time there was this woman learning...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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