- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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