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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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