Granny porn!

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KOOKABURRA

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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