- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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