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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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