- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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