- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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