Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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