- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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