You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

* anti-punchline

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Katy Perry

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