Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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