What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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