What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Burp

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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what are three short words? i a am

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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