What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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my gramma died

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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