What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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