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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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