- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

There once was this guy and he fell down

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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