- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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