how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

why wont me daughter eat my feces

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

I like poop in my butt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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