Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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well use a tissue!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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PENIS that is all

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