- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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