An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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