- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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