- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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