- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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