Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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american idol

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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