Bob Saget that is all

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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