- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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