Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A guy walks into a bar

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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