- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Women's rights.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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