penis in the camel

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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My jeans

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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a black man pays his child support

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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