Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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