Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Jovan

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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