- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

There's my tractor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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