What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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