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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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