- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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