Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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