What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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