- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Women's rights

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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