Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mother is so fat.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

WOw you have no life

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

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