- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

I am a mime

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

jd and zach loves vigina

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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