Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Dwarf Shortage

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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