- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Who wants water? I do.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

This is not a joke.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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