Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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