Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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