- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Womans baksetball...

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Roses are red.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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