Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what do you call a black guy african american

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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