- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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