Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Brain fart

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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