- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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