- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock Knock Who's there

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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