Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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