Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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