- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Everybody will die

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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